During her daily class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked some of her male students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a dinner date with a nice young lady, how would you excuse yourself and let her know that you have to go to the restroom?
Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher informed him that it would be rude and impolite to use such vulgar and common language. She turned to another boy.
"What about you Peter?” She asked, “How would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better.” The teacher encouraged, “But it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom to a lady or at the dinner table."
Obviously frustrated, she turned to little Johnny, who had his hand raised and a twinkle in his eye. She didn’t particularly care for him but she was at her wit’s end with the boys so she thought she’d give him a chance. “And you, little Johnny?” She asked, “Can you use your brain for once and show us all some good manners?"
“Why sure, Ma’am” was Johnny’s reply. "I would say; Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to go shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I sincerely hope you will get to meet later after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
WOOF ya later!
~ bbw
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
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